I guess I'll update. It's good to do it every, oh, three months or so. Especially when one's avoiding Physics. So, I'm scanning in some stuff right now for y'all's entertainment. (Am I the only one who feels as though there's something wrong with a word that contains two apostrophes? Is "y'all" even an official word? I don't know if they make contractions official....) ANYWAYS, I just finished scanning in a fantastic U.S. History project from last year. Involving President GAR, Andrew Jackson, of course.
So, perhaps I should say what I've been doing with my life. Let's see...I've been coasting my way through Calc and Physics as usual. I've been having a splendidly boring time at work. Though we had a regular come in on Tuesday and ask if she could use her JoAnn's giftcard here. UHHHHHHHHHHHH, THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS. Though she's better than the two customers who wanted me to fix when they only got a 50% discount, and not a 60% discount, on something. Which requires me to do a return, shit-tons of paperwork, and re-checkout the item, with a bunch of people in line. That isn't the bad part. It's for an item under a dollar. They are doing this for TEN CENTS. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT YOU MISERABLE CUNT? I mean, if it had been over a dollar, I might understand, but TEN FREAKIN' CENTS. Retail hates you. Annnnnnyways, what else have I been up to? Ohhh, yes, in my splendidly delinquent-ful "World Crafts" class, I've been managing to effectively ignore every single requirement that we're graded on, and yet get all of the points...I'm rather proud, really. It could be because my art doesn't look like a sheets of newspaper covered in Elmer's glue, but I like to think it's because I'm awesome and bad-ass. Because I am. Ahhh, I spent a good hour of my day today watching Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog for the first time, after seeing Neil Patrick Harris on SNL last night (I always thought he was a rather adorable person on the few episodes of How I Met Your Mother that I watched)...seriously kids, go to NBC.com, go to the SNL video section and watch "Today Show." (The first part is crappy...fast-foward to the 2:00 mark.) Pelvic thrusts at their finest, truly. OHHHH, I should inform you of my intent to have an epic prom dress. Why buy an over-priced gown that looks like everyone else's when you can go and get a boring one from Valu Thrift and jazz it up? :3 I figure this will be much more comfortable than duct tape...plus feathers are awesome. (Think raven, not ostrich or maribou.) (On a strange note, am I the only one who thinks cutaway tails are pretty much the best kind of tux, ever?) I need to teach me and a certain Romanian to dance....
I wish I was a guy so I could go as Jesus to the prom. Can't you just see everyone grinding on his cross? AWESOME. "Leave room for me, guys!"
Oh, yeah, I did one of those shuffle quizzes. I'm not citing sources.
1.What do people assume when they first look at me?
Anyone Else But You- Juno
Im a pregnant highschool girl?
2.What will be a big challenge in life for me?
I Hate this Song- Secondhand Serenade
Being a music snob.
3. Am I a good boyfriend/girlfriend?
You Are Loved- Building 429
God says Im pretty good.
4. Do I have a Secret Admirer?
Goin Down- The Monkees
Well, now that Im floating down a river, maybe not
.
5.Will I ever become manically depressed in my life?
Thank God Im A Country Boy- Hampton and the Hampsters
I got me a fine life, I got me a fiddle.
6. Am I loved?
Imaginary- Evanescence
UHHH, THIS DOESNT BODE WELL.
7. Is someone trying to kill me?
Oh, It is Love- Hellogoodbye
With love.
8.What is my sexual preference?
Breathe- Erasure
The man singing this sounds a bit effeminate, but Im not sure if that counts.
9.What am I afraid of?
Something Youll Never Find- Barenaked Ladies
Thats reassuring.
10.What will I be doing in a few years?
V-A-C-A-T-I-O-N- Puffy Amiyumi
I assume Ill be on vacation! Or Japanese!
11.What is some good advice for me?
Get Up- Quietdrive
out of my ocean-side seat and get my own drink?
12.What should I do instead of this quiz?
Sea of Love- Cat Power
Ill be taking my love to the sea
AND DROWNING HIM.
13.Will you get married?
Heaven- Bryan Adams
Uhh, according to the song, its a good thing Im doing this quiz
its hard to marry drowned people IN AMERICA.
14.What is the story of your life?
Breakthrough- Gravitation
KLAXION! (Only Kathleen would get this one
.)
15.How can you get ahead in life?
Blood- Bad Luck
Become a sparkly, gay vampire?
16.What is the best thing about your friends?
If I Was Gay- Stephen Lynch
SO PERFECT.
17.What song describes you?
Feel My Soul- Yu-Gi-Oh!
I love saving the world via childrens card games.
18.How does the world see you?
Fun & Games- Barenaked Ladies
Im a hooker? Oh, yeah, Im a female, so of course I am.
19.Will you have a happy life?
Michiyuki- Loveless
Once again
not a good sign.
20.How can I make myself happy?
Off the Hook- Barenaked Ladies
Go and have sex with a douchebag? Alright, I guess
.
21.What should you do with your life?
Fruits Basket in Waltz- Fruits Basket
Become an orphan and move in with a cursed family all while waltzing!
22.Will you ever have children?
Mardy Bum- Arctic Monkeys
Ill have bum children!
23.What's your favorite food?
The Girl I Knew Somewhere- The Monkees
My god, whats with all the sex in this quiz?
24.How will you die?
Nobody Move, Nobody Get Hurt- We Are Scientists
Being a cum rag
DELIGHTFUL.
25.What makes you happy?
Both Ways- Quietdrive
Getting gang-banged?
Well, tra-la, my lovelies! I'll see you soon...enjoy the doodles.
- Mood:
Zeal